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Recognizing Excellence in Stupidity
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Est. 2024 · Open Nominations
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Gerald T. Pemberton III
Self-Described Thought Leader
Offense on Record
Sent a 47-slide PowerPoint to a mailing list of 3,000 people to explain why he doesn't believe in email. The presentation was titled 'The Future Is Conversation.' It was not a conversation.
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The Certified Stupid Fucks
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Gerald T. Pemberton III
Thought Leader of the Year
Sent a 47-slide PowerPoint to 3,000 people explaining why he doesn't believe in email. The presentation was titled 'The Future Is Conversation.' It was not a conversation.
Karen S.
Reply-All Champion
Replied-all to a company-wide email to say 'please remove me from this list.' Then did it again to apologize for the first reply.
Chad M.
Most Confident, Least Correct
Argued with a GPS for 45 minutes. The GPS was correct. Chad was not. Chad has still not acknowledged this.
Patricia L.
Digital Archaeologist
Forwarded a chain email in 2024. Unprompted. To her entire book club. The email promised good luck within 48 hours if forwarded to 10 people. Patricia forwarded it to 34.
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